Relocate to Wales and Get Tax Breaks! WTF!

If you live in England, you know that the tax rates stink like cat shit. If you've never had a whiff of cat crap I suggest you go find some and then come back informed to have a voice. 1 in 10 hard working English folk pay 40% tax, yes 40%. It's insane.

Andrew Davies, leader of the Welsh Conservatives, is calling for a cut in taxes for English folks who like the prospect of helping to boost Wales' economy whilst enjoying the tranquil settings of their lavish countryside and listening to the bleating of sheep as they are buggered by the locals.

Conservative leader Andrew Davies, part time opera singer (?) and full time tax hater

English people looking for lower tax rates may not have to seek out an offshore haven in future which is a good thing - they could just go to Wales. The Welsh government is set to be given the powers to reduce taxes in an attempt to attract businesses and individuals to the country from other parts of the UK. Officials hope the move will help to reduce inequality between the various regions of Britain, at least that's the idea.

"Currently just seven per cent of Welsh taxpayers are subject to the 40 per cent rate - 1 in 16 - compared to 1 in 10 in England." -Andrew Davies, Semi-righteous chap

I personally think that we should just reduce taxes in England, because A) Fuck you and B) Fuck you. We are one of the richest economies in Europe right now and have been for decades, even though our crooked treasury cackle on that we are flat broke. Please, pull the other fucking one. I'm surprised we don't get taxed on our tax, that's how mental it is right now. I don't smoke, but a packet of cigarettes is about £7.00 at the moment and a pint of beer is about between £4.00 and £5.00. A single litre of petrol (gasoline for you SPAMS) is about £1.40. If I even began to tell you how much of this goes to taxes you would shit out your pancreas.

One other very important factor that these politicians seem to be overlooking is that the Welsh hate the English vehemently. Not that I blame them. We breed chavs, like fucking rabbits. We also breed laziness and obesity to levels which could consume a small inbred country like Wales in less than a week.

I'm all for paying taxes (mostly because I have no fucking choice and I don't want to be raided by the Inland Revenue) but can we please get some fucking continuity and keep the tax brackets set under 25% (should be less than 10 fucking %) like back in the good old days, whether you earn £35,000 or £135,000 a year.

Thank you, you may now kiss my British ass.