Swimming With A Fucking Dolphin

I found the stress of the week had built up inside of me and I did something that I rarely do. I don't really know what it was that forced my decision to do it, but I thought fuck it and took the plunge. I found a dolphin and I swam with it. That's right. It was fucking exhilarating in all it's glory and I can highly recommend it once in a while. In fact I took a picture, feast your lying eyes on the beauty below.

OK, so it wasn't a real dolphin, but afterwards I felt that something had shifted inside of me and it wasn't the vegetable Jalfrazi from the night before. Whilst I lay there, basking in the bubbles and with my little blue friend floating around looking content I began to ponder some of life's' many mysteries and wondered if we would ever really understand this social experiment that we call society.

I pondered so fucking hard that my retinas felt like they had been detached from my eyeballs, and after I had pondered, I pondered some more. I hit the jacuzzi function in the tub and lay there thinking how we reached this point in time. A time when people are willing to accept just about any fucking thing that their lying ass government says to them. It really perplexed me, on a grandiose fucking scale.

I thought, how is it that we even still have a government, how is it that when all is said and done and we know that we have been lied to and duped, that we still turn to this corrupted asinine group of pricks and allow them any kind of influence in our lives. How the fuck is that??

I dug deep for my answers, in fact I dug so deep that it spoke to me with a fucking Australian accent and this is what it told me:

"G'day, ya bunch of fuckin' idiots. There is no system that can help you if you cannot help your goddamned self. If you choose to put up with the fucking bullshit which happens every single day, then you're your own worst enemy. Take a fucking stand, stop being a pro-crastinating mekoid and say something, have a fucking voice, don't hold back and most importantly, don't take any shit from anyone, ever, especially from your fucking government."

I was shocked yet inexplicably pleasured by what my inner psyche was telling me. After translating the brutish Aussie accent into soft delicate tones that my brain could coherently understand it told me to dedicate more time to speaking my mind, forget giving a fuck about who thinks what, write that which comes to mind but write that shit fast and write it double fucking hard. At least that was my interpretation of it.

So with this in mind, I managed to shuffle a few things around in my life to allow me ultimate penetration power on the intardnets. I am going to become a full-time part-time blogger. Yes, you heard it right. I like oxymorons.

I am seeing some very dubious activity recently hitting this shitty blog and this roughly translates to someone, somewhere being ear-pricked by some of the tripe that I have posted. I won't go into specifics, they know who they are, but I will end by saying that something inside of me has been lifted, no wait, it's been fucking released. I've come to the conclusion that I was afraid, only slightly so, but I was afraid. I'm not sure what it was that I was afraid of and it's a very peculiar feeling, but I have been holding back.

Take note of the past tense motherfuckers. Fear just got a back seat.

Fukt ↑ & About to Get Locked ↑

How low can you get, I mean really? Posing as charity workers and collecting money from the general public using collection cans whilst planning to use the donated cash to fund and commit atrocities on the innocent people of Britain in a coordinated and ruthless set of attacks.

Irfan Naseer, 31, Irfan Khalid, 27, and Ashik Ali, 27, pictured below, were foiled in their attempts, due to some excellent policing. These fuckers were caught literally red handed, with bomb making equipment and detailed plans being found at their apartment. Mi5 and Special Branch were knee deep investigating these cretins for more than 15 months.

The three convicted wanted to create a new landmark date of horror that would surpass the 2005 London bombings and as a ‘revenge for everything’. They plotted to use bombs and guns, attach knives to cars and drive them into crowds (a tactic they called ‘the Ultimate Mowing Machine’) and even to smear poison on random car door handles. Just fucking sickening.



This wily crew, who lived on government benefits, tricked members of the public into funding their potential operations by posing as street collectors for Muslim Aid during Ramadan. They managed to raise more than £12,000 but went on to lose £9,000 in just five days after gambling on the stock exchange in an attempt to boost their coffers.

"The jury heard that the security services had the men under such close surveillance that they recorded them laughing and joking about their plans and how they did not need to worry about their car's MOT test, because they would be dead by the time it expired. The three men were found guilty of 12 counts of preparing for acts of terrorism between December 2010 and their arrest in September 2011."

Sentencing is likely to be carried out in April or May 2013 and all three are expected to receive a minimum of life (25 years) imprisonment. I hope you fucking rot.

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BBC: Protest Vote? UKIP: Fuck NO!

Listen to this King's College educated BBC penge minge Sophie Raworth pushing the establishment line of "protest vote", after the UKIP's recent success of the party coming second in the Eastleigh by-election.



Protest vote my ass, people are fucking sick of the shit that's happening today in U.K. politics, they want change. People who vote UKIP are not merely giving a middle finger protest vote, they truly feel that the core values of the UKIP are the only way to make sufficient and needed progression. In fact, that's why the Independent Party are getting my vote, too. BBC assholes.



In fact, my whole family voted UKIP and most of the people I know also have. Farage and his camp are consistent in their values and reasoning and say shit like it is, which is pretty fucking much the only way to go. The leftist U.K. establishment are terrified of Nigel Farage and rightly so, and lest we forget, these days the Tories ARE leftist too.

BBC, you may suck me off on a Sunday.

Fukt ↑: Companies I'm Boycotting

The image below outlines some of the more elusive tax dodging kingpins. When contacted by U.K. based watchdogs asking for comment, the CEOs of these FTSE 100 pieces of shit do not even have the fucking courtesy to reply. By working for or using the services of these anti-legal, progressively sickening pricks, you are complicit and accepting of the way that they do business.

Companies which are not in the least ashamed of how they operate their financial taxation are listed below. Comment given by each of these corporate giants is that their practices fall well within the law. While this is correct, it still doesn't make it ethical.

Google is there at the top of the list of alleged tax avoiders. Google paid just £6m in tax in 2011 on a UK turnover of £2.6bn. That fact was, of course, brought to you with the help of Google. I'm mildly embarrassed to be writing this on a Google owned blog.

"Sometimes we must join the beast in order to defeat the beast. I have avoided Google as much as possible for years now and use only the email connected to this blog for the purpose of writing on this blog. Semi boycotted. Yes, I know that I'm a hijo de la chingada, but so are you." -Me

Facebook – £238,000 in corporation tax in 2011 on U.K. revenue of £175m, according to analysts. I have no idea fucking what Facebook is or what it is used for other than the obvious tool of unscrupulous intelligence agencies to gather private data on as many people as possible. Boycotted.

Amazon, which pays its tax in Luxembourg and in 2010 paid just €5.5m on a whopping turnover of €7.5bn? I really like Amazon for its speed and cheapness. Presumably it is cheap in part because it pays its taxes in Luxembourg, and I've been complicit in the deal. Until I see some change in their shoreline policies, I have abandoned my account. Boycotted.

Apple, which reduces its U.K. tax bill by basing its European headquarters in Ireland, has figured less prominently than the other four U.S. multinationals in tax campaigners' sights, but it is now under the spot-light, with some tax experts suggesting that while its accounts show U.K. turnover of just over £1bn, a more realistic figure is £6.7bn. Yes, I am a little hypocritical weasel to be typing this on an Apple computer.

"I am looking to purchase a new computer in the coming weeks, I have £3500.00 to spend. I won't be going back to Apple, that's for fucking certain. Boycotted." -Me

Vodafone, which U.K. Uncut alleges obtained a very favourable tax settlement that left £6bn in back taxes unpaid. My contract with Vodaphone just ended, I won't be renewing it no matter which phone they continue to offer me for free. Boycotted.

Boots, another target for U.K. Uncut after moving its headquarters to Switzerland in 2008. In 2009-10, Boots paid just £14m on profits of £475m, equivalent to 3%. Vehemently Boycotted.

"Me, who worked hard, sometimes 15 hours per day, relocated to fulfil my employment obligations at the whim of a bureaucrat, has 2 children to feed, a wife who loves Gucci, and a government who likes to slip their proverbial cock into crevices which only God himself should see, earned £112,000 and paid 40% taxation whether I liked it or not."

I know that I'm a private citizen and I do not fall under the same taxation law as corporations, but it is still worthy of comparison. Something is seriously a foot here and I am pretty disgusted with the state of affairs, as should you fucking be. This list of law-wise taxbreakers goes on and will continue to grow, until the rules written by governments desperate to have multinationals doing business in their countries wherever they base themselves for tax purposes, ceases.

The unspoken corporate argument is that these companies are providing employment and their employees are paying tax, and that the little matter of corporate taxation can be largely overlooked.

Marginally understandable perhaps in these straitened economic times, but unfair on companies that do operate in one tax jurisdiction rather than move to whichever country offers the most favourable tax regime.

The final word? C U Next Tuesday, Sailor.

Rick Simpson: Run From The Cure

A Canadian man who found himself the victim of basal-cell carcinoma (skin cancer for the numbtards) started to use cannabis to relieve himself of his symptoms. Upon experimenting with this medicinal plant he came to the conclusion that it would best be suited to his illness in a highly concentrated form. Thus, the Rick Simpson oil was born. I won't go into more detail before you have had chance to see this powerful video below, then I'll continue to discuss with you just why BIG pharma doesn't want you to know.



I told you that the video was powerful, but not just to the observer. The video is sending a very clear message through our global social networking sites stating very simply, we will not stand for your (BIG pharma) shit any longer. Canadian resident Simpson has personally helped thousands of people alleviate themselves from cancer and other health hindrances. He has gathered a strong following online and continues to this day to do what it is that he does best, cure people.

I do not want Simpson's quest to be misrepresented here so I'll be very clear. This man does not accept money from the people he helps, of course he accepts donations but if you cannot afford to contribute, that's OK, his main unconditional concern is that you heal and beat your affliction.

With the recent laws being changed in Washington state and Colorado, in the U.S.A, that of legalising cannabis for recreational use, it is now no surprise that Canada are looking at policy reform themselves. The time is upon us now where the truth about this medicinal plant can no longer be kept a secret by the corporate criminal beasts and with the free flow of information on the internet already available on this subject, it's a wonder that governments worldwide have not reformed their policies long ago.

Rick Simpson's information is the best collection of testimonial evidence to support this medicinal plant to date. His video has gone viral and millions of people worldwide have reproduced this oil and have had success curing themselves from the comfort of their own home. If you don't believe what I'm saying (which you shouldn't, who the fuck am I after all?) then I suggest you do some research and see for yourself. This medicine does not just cure most cancers, it also works on a huge variety of other dilapidating illnesses. It's remarkable.

Now, I'm going to share my story with you, it's short, sweet but powerful, at least for my family. You might not give a fuck about it and you might be of the idea that only hippies, chavs and liberals use cannabis but I hope that you take something away from my tale, something to bolster your already well educated feral minds.

I have a friend who was 'in the know' about this and knew what he knew for some years before sharing it with me. It wasn't until I had gotten to the stage of choice of therapy that I was sat down and given the lowdown. What I learned that day was that certain corporate powers exist whom are hell-bent on withholding this information from their global constituents. These pharmaceutical companies seek to profit from their own brands of snake oils as much as possible before the straw that breaks the camels back, and before the disclosure of this clean and safe healing medicine can make headlines around the world. It was the feeling from this 'deep throat' that they intend to get every possible penny out of cancer patients and people with health issues in general.

Operation Lifesaver

So in 2010 I was diagnosed with advanced stage four liver cancer. The cancer had metastasised to my bowels and colon and without treatment I was given six months to live. Even with radiation or chemotherapy the odds were stacked against me, and although I was told that they could probably contain and control the illness, they said that I would never be far from a hospital ever again, needing constant treatment on a weekly basis.

I was diagnosed in the November of 2010 and by April 20th 2011 (420 for you sharp cats out there) I was on the medicine that we had created and my healing process was under-way. The video below tells the brief story of my medicines' creation which is a process similar to that used by Canadian Rick Simpson. It entails stripping the cannabis plant of it's THC and concentrating it into an ingestible oil product which can be administered orally or topically, depending on your form of cancer.

My wife didn't understand, as much as I had tried to educate her on the facts of what I had intended to do, her adolescent state brainwashing prevented her from truly comprehending what lay ahead. She supported me but at the same time was worried that I was being fed nonsense which was eating up the valuable time that I potentially had left in this world. She vehemently attempted to get me to go down the 'traditional' path of chemo/radiation which eventually pushed me to relocate for twelve months and live in isolation to deal with my illness alone, or at least with only a very small group of people knowing what we were about to embark on.

It was not a fun time for anyone involved, but I trust my sources and had already done my own homework.

I had, by December 2010, already consulted with several biochemists, who by trade knew what they were talking about, and as a note, if I named them here and they were asked about this, they would deny complete knowledge because their careers and quite possibly their lives' would teeter on the very edge of extinction. I have been asked to keep their names free of exposure and I will adhere to this agreement, until the grave if needs be. So as I'm sure that you can ascertain by now, the information I was given regarding this miraculous medicine was private research done by multi-national corporate interests.

Ergo, they knew what they were hiding but profit meant more than human life itself, at least to the guys at the top of the capstone. I had consulted with various and sundry other close connections who helped pave the way and secure my haven to heal. It was an auspicious time. I had actually chosen to operate in complete secrecy away from the western world and far from prying eyes and law enforcement. I segregated myself from friends, family and work, then found a safe haven where I thought I could complete the task ahead of me. I was literally living in the jungle during this ordeal.

I hope that you enjoy my little story below, and if you don't like the music, mute it. Fuckers.



My last check up with the oncologist was a very emotional one. Both family and doctor were left standing scratching their collective heads. I am 100% cancer free and have been this way since the last computed tomography (CT) scans. I can recommend this therapy to anyone who wants to heal themselves, has the resources to do so and lives in a place where cannabis laws are lax or non-existant.

Thank you for reading and watching my shit. Now let's get some fucking solidarity and share this around so that others may have the choice to inform themselves and their loved ones that we can indeed perform 'miracles'.

THC: Heal Yourself, At Home

A friend of mine who knows the story of how I beat my 'terminal' cancer was out and about yesterday and spotted some graffiti on a traffic signalling box. Upon closer inspection he noticed the relevance of it and so he whizzed home and got his camera and took these shots.

It's put a delightful glow on me this evening as I'm sitting here, and it gives me hope that people are really doing their own research into this whole affair. Because I'm feeling so fucking happy at this prospect, I'm going to share my own little story in an upcoming post. Stay tuned.

Juvenile Cheap Shotting Pieces of Shit

I earnestly hope, I pray, that the events which transpired in the early hours of this morning are seen and read here by the sackless assailant.

So I was away with the fairies, dreaming of a world without tyrannous government rule, when at 3:08AM GMT I was awakened by a din loud enough to deafen even the most leechiest of chavs. Without second thinking I rose from my slumber and walked to the window. I pulled the curtain and saw three twenty-something IC1 males walking off with various parts of the roadworks which have been recently installed to fix a gas pipe.

The roadworks and note the red and white striped PVC lengths

I opened my window and yelled at them, something along the lines of, "Oi you nasty little scrotes, how would you like it if I came around to your house in the middle of the night waking you from your beauty sleep?", to which the reply was thus:

"Fuck off granddad or we'll put your front window in!" -Spineless Chav

Surprised by their jibes, and being far from a granddad, I sniggered, thought back to when I was a teenager, shook my head then squeezed out a short, sharp fart and pulled the curtains. I then slowly shuffled back to my warm comfortable bed. Just as I was reaching to turn off the bedside light there was an almighty CRASH which reverberated through the structure of our house. My brain's reaction was, "Oh no they didn't?", and then my heart kicked in and I threw on some trousers and proceeded to dress like a whippet whilst clambering down the stairs.

Damaged sign, but garage door like Fort Knox

Once I had managed to put my shoes on and open the door, I noticed a road sign which had been hurled up against my garage door. I turned 45 degrees to my left and saw these pieces of shit continuing to pull the roadworks apart and mindlessly go on to throw them into the giant crater which had been previously dug the day before. I yelled again. "Granddad's here, come and sit on my knee, motherfucker."

Obviously this did nothing in my favour and the pack of three walked over to me, roadworks and all. As I was attempting to explain the finer points of being an upstanding citizen, out of nowhere came a blow to my head from the right which I immediately reacted to, dropping to my left knee, momentarily assessing what the actual fuck, then raising a stern right hand uppercut into the groin of the sucker punching little cretin who had struck me in the face with a seven foot piece of PVC barrier.

I was surprised that I wasn't group jumped at that moment and we all seemed to freeze in time. I sprung to my feet and then continued to administer my tirade of verbal correctiveness. As I seemed to be making progress with the more sober of the two, the wheezing and flustered shithead who had tried to copulate with my fist rose to his feet spluttering and attempting to string together a sentence.

I kept the corner of my eye on him and was just about to walk away back to the comfort of my increasingly cooling bed when he thought he would have another shot at me. Unfortunately for him I kind of knew it was coming and countered with an elbow to his front teeth. He went down again.

At this point both of his girly friends (who were actually taller than me and I'm 183 cm) decided that they didn't want any of it and backed up. They told 'Marcus' to get up and together they steadily retreated off of our property and into the darkness. I caught a glimpse of them walking past a street lamp propping their buddy up and decided to retire myself once more.

With the adrenaline flowing through me like a racing chariot I was actually unable to get straight back to sleep so I decided to call the local police to inform them of what had happened and how I had only acted in self defence towards these miscreants. The police officer on the telephone was actually very understanding and while he didn't condone my behaviour, he did tell me that I had acted accordingly and within the bounded scope of the law.

I had a visit from the police this morning and they took a brief statement of events and I gave them a cup of sweet tea and a small plate of chocolate Digestives. -Me

My final message to the less than intelligent chimp who thought he could take on a 3rd dan (三段/参段) black belt in Judo, if you're ever in the area again, please do feel free to come around and get your tooth back.

Motherfucker.

Hell Yeah: Reply from the Good Sheriff's Office

I recently posted a video of Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. warning of a second American Revolution if cops are coerced to enforce extreme gun control measures in the U.S.



As my family ties are strong with the U.S.A., we decided to write the good Sheriff and express our heart felt gratitude for his stance on the current situation. I wasn't expecting a reply as I'm sure thousands of emails were received expressing their thanks for the Sheriff voicing up as a true American should, and I certainly wasn't expecting to receive the beautifully written and honest response that came.

Wonderful.

EU Acts to Cap Bankers' Bonuses

So it looks like greedy bankers' will now have to earn realistic salaries like the rest of us peasants. In brave and dynamic new provisional legislation, EU chiefs have stated that from 2014, bankers' bonuses will be capped at a years salary. This can however be overturned by shareholders who will have the ability to 'up' this bonus to two years salary. Money hungry slags, your day cometh.

"The decision was made to address public anger at bonuses being paid out to bankers at the centre of the financial crisis and who were bailed out from the public purse. The deal is part of a wider set of legislation to avoid a repeat of the economic crash. The rules would ensure that banks create cash buffers to cover the risk of unpaid loans."

I honestly wish that this could be the solution, but sadly I think it will just force higher salaries and more insider trading. As always, the U.K. oligarchs (Cameron, et al) are scuttling to protect their own dirty little vested interests, and are strongly opposed to anyone who challenges the U.K. financial sector. They argue that by introducing this legislation, bankers will be forced out of London's financial district into countries where these regulations are not being introduced.



Just to round this up...The miscreants' argument is that bankers will leave Britain and find other havens for there immoral and often illegal financial practices. Fuck 'em, let them go. I cannot see any banker moving to the jungles of south-east Asia to peddle their bullshit. They need our physical financial districts in order to operate, so we have an opportunity here to really start getting back on track again, without the bankers making the rules.

"The EU is hoping the action to curb pay will set a precedent for the rest of the world."

Just to make another point to intardnet users with less than average intelligence, the EU is a treaty, it is not an organisation. It is a collective arrangement of documents enabling a common forum between nations. With that in mind, it's very unlikely things will change, but here's holding onto wishful thinking.

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UKIP Nigel Farage Weighs In On The Coming Stalinist EU Tactics

Just so that you know what you can expect from our friends at the EU, here is Nigel Farage with some interesting information. Take what you want from the interview, but it's clear to anyone who isn't already compromised, the EU plan to do whatever the fuck they please. While I usually take anything that comes from RT (Russia Today) with a pinch of salt, I feel that this data speaks for itself, plain and simple.



Countering Eurosceptic vote surge? I'm surprised they are not erecting the death camps already and rounding us all up. Pieces of fucking shit.

Thanks Nigel. Stay safe. o/

UKIP & Nigel Farage: Fuck You Borosso!

OK, so he didn't quite say that, but you but you can hear his passionate undertones and it's rather refreshing to have someone with big old elephant balls finally say it how it is. Compelling viewing below.



Just a brilliant, brilliant man.

Part 1 - From An Insider: The Belgian Debacle

I have recently been sent information which I feel it my duty to reprint here. I am going to post this data verbatim and I will detract nothing. What you will continue to read here may shock you and I know it's going to piss you off. In the light of the recent scandals sweeping through Europe, this information could not have come along at a more important time.

I have done some rudimentary research and the time line of events seems to fit with the data presented here. The source is a reliable one, but again, please do not take my word for it, what the fuck do I know? Certain excerpts of this report have been lifted from Wikipedia, specifically the quotes by said judge involved. I'm not asking anyone to take this as fact but I earnestly hope that it will do at least one of several things.

But don't just take my word for it, after all, who the fuck am I?

I hope that it will: A) Raise awareness to the institutionalised corruption that we are faced with as a society today or: B) Encourage further research into these happenings, or: C) Get eyes more focused on the job at hand, pointing out that we are dealing with child crimes here that span many, many countries, or: D) Compel someone, somewhere who has official knowledge of these operations to bite the bullet and spill the beans. Anyway, enough of my bullshit, here it is. ↯

The Dutroux Affair

In 1996 and I was living in Brussels. I lived with my partner and our dog in a leafy suburb just a short distance from the city. I was working for a blue-chip firm. I cannot go into specifics but during a phase of my work, financial transactions belonging to prominent Belgian, British, Greek and Italian politicians and various other European civil servants were (legally) under heavy scrutiny.

There were about 350 different people under active investigation. During analysis of certain data one name kept appearing over and over, that is the name Marc Dutroux. Having heard this name in the media some months before for his involvement in a stolen car ring, my initial reaction was that of surprise as I couldn't think why politicians were paying regular amounts of money to this man, so my superiors were alerted, information was passed along and that was the last time I heard the name Marc Dutroux until about six months later when a man by the name of Marc Dutroux was arrested for his part in the kidnapping of a fourteen year old girl.

I remembered the name from months before I decided to ask my superior about the financial connection that we had found several months earlier to which I was told that because of the information we had brought to their attention, Dutroux had been put under surveillance and this had ultimately led to his capture. However, that is a different story to the one the media put out. The story which was put out in the media was that an eyewitness had seen two men bundling a young fourteen year old girl into a car. According to the official press release, the eyewitness was able to identify a portion of the number plate which ended up matching a car belonging to Dutroux.

I wasn't surprised at the exclusion of how Dutroux was really discovered, as the work I was involved with was covert and continuous. What did surprise me was my superiors answer when I asked about the financial connection to various politicians. (There was no mention of the financial connection in any early T.V. or newspaper reports. I was instantly suspicious.) I was told that because these investigations were ongoing, information regarding the financial connection was being kept out of the media, but would ultimately bear fruit.

During his interrogation, Dutroux began to elaborate on his crimes to police officers and he led them to a basement dungeon in his house where two young girls were found alive in captivity. A second property was also located where three dead bodies were discovered. Dutroux did himself confess the involvement of various government officials which was set to be investigated but was subsequently terminated. Before the investigations could gather any real ground the judge, Jean-Marc Connerotte was set-up, accused of misconduct and dismissed. The investigations were closed and there was public outcry.

Whilst on the witness stand, the original judge of the case (Jean-Marc Connerotte) explained the gang stalking that he had been made a victim to. Telling of the death threats and harassment made him cry during his examination on the stand as he described:

"the bullet-proof vehicles and armed guards needed to protect him against the shadowy figures determined to stop the full truth coming out. Never before in Belgium has an investigating judge at the service of the King been subjected to such pressure. We were told by police that [murder] contracts had been taken out against the magistrates."

Connerotte testified that the investigation was being stifled and that the protection of suspects in the government was being perpetrated by powerful forces within that very same government. He publicly stated that he felt that the Mafia had subjugated the trial. The investigations lasted seventeen months and ultimately concluded that Dutroux did not have any connection to anybody in the government or in the positions which he was claiming.

Having followed the case closely on the T.V. and in the newspaper I was shocked and stunned not to see something in the media about the political financial connections to Dutroux. It would seem that power and money can hijack an international investigation. To my knowledge and to this day, these financial connections have still not surfaced and a majority of these individuals are still very much in politics. More than 400 people officially testified in the Dutroux case and not a single mention of the political financial connection ever surfaced.

I have discussed this cover-up on numerous occasions with various people within officialdom and I have never gotten any answers. This was my first real glimpse into the corruption racing around in international politics today.

End of part 1.

Fuck me. Fuck me sideways with a potato. That's some hardcore heinous bullshit right there. I don't really know what to say but at the moment I had gotten done with initially reading this I was pretty fucking horrified. It's taken me several weeks to be able to lay my hands on this data. The individual is scared about repercussions and is adamant about not being identified.

I do have further data from this individual regarding certain future operations which they would become a party to. I am in the process of some basic research of the information but it will be posted here in it's entirety, and it will be presented verbatim, the same as the above.

Thank you for reading. And to the recent gov't lapdogs visiting this shitty website, the truth hurts doesn't it? FU.

Epicness: Exposing Cameron's Lies

I've recently come across a delectable website bursting at the seams with information exposing the lies and treasonous acts of current U.K. prime minister, David Cameron.

The amount of data that is available over there is just staggering. It behoves us to share this information with everyone in the U.K. who values an honest and transparent government, one free of lies and misdirects and one free from being destroyed any further by this nonchalant cretin, masquerading as our leader.

The hours that have obviously gone into the research are evident and I applaud this brave citizen for taking a stand and showing her protest in this way.

Thank you.

Shocking: Belgian Police Murder Prisoner

Shocking footage from 2010 of a young man in psychological distress (and possible withdrawal) who asked for police protection but later died after being brutally battered by a crack six-man police unit caused shockwaves across Belgium on Friday.

The man was taken to a psychiatric clinic but once there refused to be locked up and threatened the officers and medical staff with violence and so the clinic refused to take him in and the officers drove the young man, who by then had been stripped naked, to a police station where he was locked in a tiny cell about 10 feet square.



The country has been in uproar since the video was released. The Belgian public has demanded for the immediate arrest and trial of one of the specialist police officers involved who can clearly be seen to land several heavy blows on the man, even though he is subdued and restrained.

Earlier this month, the Belgian judiciary ruled that the head of the clinic and the psychiatrist who refused to take the man in should be tried along with the officer responsible for the fatal blows. Updates to follow.

Nazis. Fucking Nazis.

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Milwaukee County Sheriff Saying Shit Like It Is

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. warns of a second American Revolution if cops have to enforce extreme gun control measures in the U.S. Seen below giving his opinion, this man's words are like a breath of fresh air. Well done, well done.



This is just great to see and hear. A real American saying it like it is. A true American who stands tall to the Constitution. A brave American who is not afraid to have a public voice. We thank you, sir. We thank you from our hearts.

Stay safe and stick together.

Aspartame: Big Dairy Petitions the Motherfucking FDA.

Are you fucking kidding me right now? I can't believe this shit, it is absolutely outrageous and it's got me fucking fuming. It seems that the International Dairy Foods Association (IDFA) and the National Milk Producers Federation (NMPF) are petitioning the Food and Drug Administration to allow aspartame and other artificial sweeteners to be added to milk and other dairy products without a motherfucking label.

"IDFA and NMPF request their proposed amendments to the milk standard of identity to allow optional characterizing flavoring ingredients used in milk (e.g., chocolate flavoring added to milk) to be sweetened with any safe and suitable sweetener—including non-nutritive sweeteners such as aspartame." Source: Cunts

These sick bastards claim that aspartame and other artificial frankenstein sweeteners would promote healthy eating and are good for school children... What the actual fuck????


Aspartame is a multipotential carcinogen, it can trigger male sexual dysfunction and birth defects, and is particularly dangerous for the foetus in the womb. Please, don't take my word for this, do your own research and do it diligently. To break it down for your bumnuggets out there, aspartame is an addictive carcinogenic neurotoxin.

This is BIG news and I challenge anyone to show me any different. Hell, if you can show me I am wrong about this substance, I will Paypal you $1000.00 post haste to the account of your choice. This whole scheme involves Monsanto, Donald Rumsfeld and other very nefarious motherfuckers.

Essential Reading Below

Donald Rumsfeld and the Strange History of Aspartame
Just How Bad Is Aspartame
Federal Register

God speed, fuckers.

A Jolly Old Time

Not my own artwork. Yet.

Relocate to Wales and Get Tax Breaks! WTF!

If you live in England, you know that the tax rates stink like cat shit. If you've never had a whiff of cat crap I suggest you go find some and then come back informed to have a voice. 1 in 10 hard working English folk pay 40% tax, yes 40%. It's insane.

Andrew Davies, leader of the Welsh Conservatives, is calling for a cut in taxes for English folks who like the prospect of helping to boost Wales' economy whilst enjoying the tranquil settings of their lavish countryside and listening to the bleating of sheep as they are buggered by the locals.

Conservative leader Andrew Davies, part time opera singer (?) and full time tax hater

English people looking for lower tax rates may not have to seek out an offshore haven in future which is a good thing - they could just go to Wales. The Welsh government is set to be given the powers to reduce taxes in an attempt to attract businesses and individuals to the country from other parts of the UK. Officials hope the move will help to reduce inequality between the various regions of Britain, at least that's the idea.

"Currently just seven per cent of Welsh taxpayers are subject to the 40 per cent rate - 1 in 16 - compared to 1 in 10 in England." -Andrew Davies, Semi-righteous chap

I personally think that we should just reduce taxes in England, because A) Fuck you and B) Fuck you. We are one of the richest economies in Europe right now and have been for decades, even though our crooked treasury cackle on that we are flat broke. Please, pull the other fucking one. I'm surprised we don't get taxed on our tax, that's how mental it is right now. I don't smoke, but a packet of cigarettes is about £7.00 at the moment and a pint of beer is about between £4.00 and £5.00. A single litre of petrol (gasoline for you SPAMS) is about £1.40. If I even began to tell you how much of this goes to taxes you would shit out your pancreas.

One other very important factor that these politicians seem to be overlooking is that the Welsh hate the English vehemently. Not that I blame them. We breed chavs, like fucking rabbits. We also breed laziness and obesity to levels which could consume a small inbred country like Wales in less than a week.

I'm all for paying taxes (mostly because I have no fucking choice and I don't want to be raided by the Inland Revenue) but can we please get some fucking continuity and keep the tax brackets set under 25% (should be less than 10 fucking %) like back in the good old days, whether you earn £35,000 or £135,000 a year.

Thank you, you may now kiss my British ass.

Somali Criminal: You Owe Me £50k. Us: GTFO

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Fukt ↑: British Royalty Dined On Human Flesh

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Dafuq: So God Made A Liberal

I really have no fucking idea what a liberal is but this video has some pretty pictures.



Thanks Brian, and happy trails. o/

Swivel on This: Candidate for Prime Minister

I have recently come across an individual who seems to have every quality that one would need to run for U.K. Prime Minister. He is calm but firm, quiet but can be heard if he is pushed and I feel that with the correct promotion he could easily get the financial backing in order to get his campaign under way.

and on this day, zero fucks were given

Hopefully, he will run in the next elections - he appears to have what most current politicians lack.

FU.

100% Proof: Let's Fuck Iraq

We all knew it, we were all opposed to it, we even had million man marches in the U.K. to try to prevent it but our cocksucker of a leader Blair still went nonchalantly into it. Yes, that's right. Iraq.

I wonder what we'll do when we put half a million troops on the ground in Iraq and comb the country from one end to the other and find nothing. -Colin Powell

When a leader fails their people by injecting lies into intelligence reports, someone needs to be held accountable. That's not yet been done. Why fucking not? Well it now appears that the ruffled intelligence was being drip-fed through a collective relationship with our friends across the pond. We all knew something was a foot. Fuckers.



Listen to this data very carefully. This is first hand testimony from Lawrence Wilkerson, Chief of Staff to Colin 'Piece of Shit' Powell (2002-2005). If this doesn't wake you the fuck up about how our governments use the military for their own greedy agendas, nothing fucking will.

Fucks very much.

Pompous Pricks and Their Illegal Note Burning

Burning £50 notes in front of the homeless? Motherfuckers. I have not heard of such distasteful behaviour in quite a while.

"A friend of a member of Oxford University's 'exclusive' Bullingdon club has told a student paper that members did burn £50 in front of a beggar as part of their initiation last year."

It doesn't surprise me that David Cameron and Boris Johnson were members at this aristocratic secret boys club. As much as they would like to deny the fact, they cant. See photo below. Cunts.

Recognise anyone in particular?

Much like the Skull & Bones society in the U.S., a Yale based fraternity, at which G. W. Bush was a staunch member and where bizarre and ritualistic initiations are common place, the Bullingdon Club initiates twelve members every three years.

This little club of elitist toffs go on to major positions within the government and they form a tight weaving web of deception and corruption which most have absolutely no fucking idea about. You scratch my back if I lick your balls, type of thing.

"The recent accusations, reported in the 'Oxford Student' newspaper came as one member of the controversial society was questioned by police in connection with letting off fireworks inside the Bridge Club in Oxford."

This just reaffirms my notion that we do not need government to progress. Having these little secret cabals running a muck doing what the fuck they please with a wink and a whistle is a goddamned mockery of our democratic system. Anyone with half a braincell can ascertain that these plum mouthed blue-bloods do more harm than good, forming alliances with various other politicians worldwide and subverting the law to get a laugh.

I went to Oxford, I know how it goes. Even if I had been asked to join this little group of chode lickers I would have told them to take a hop, skip and a jump. It's up to these people if they choose to cavort around in their underwear holding hands, but when you run our government at the highest level, these rituals and relationships need to have more attention so that people can really make an informed decision about who their Prime Minister is.

I'm so tired of the bullshit we have to swallow, why can't we get some real fucking men in this goddamned government. Men of honour. Men with humility, but men with balls who squash little worms like this and expose them for who they really are.

Source. Cos I'm not a scab.

Veterans Receive Letters From VA: If We Say So; Fuck Your Gun Rights

I'm shocked as shit to read about this. I didn't realize that letters have been sent out to veterans all across America already.

I guess this is just one way to relieve the old senile crowd of their lifesavers, and if they don't comply, well, they'll lock you the fuck up! Precious times we live in.

Those monkeys over at the Department of Veteran Affairs have really stirred up a shit storm and I hope they get no mercy from the very people who have put their lives' on the line in the name of the U.S.A. and the Constitution. I hope the VA brass get anal probed. By Aliens. Without lube.



I do not want to reproduce the PDF file here as it's not mine and I don't want to get droned to death for copyright infringement. You can however head over to Red Flag News and read the provocative article for yourself and also see the original PDF file in all it's glory.

Image courtesy of Walt over at Zoomie's World. (you legend, you)

Iran to Execute 4 Bankers on Fraud Charges

"Presstv.ir reports that four people were sentenced to death on charges of corruption and disrupting the country’s economic system by the Iran Judiciary. The four are Mahafarid Amir-Khosravi, Behdad Behzadi, his legal advisor, Iraj Shoja, his financial solicitor and Saeed Kiani Rezazadeh, head of the Ahvaz branch of Saderat Bank." Pow!


"Other defendants were handed down sentences including imprisonment and cash fines. The defendants stood trial for misappropriating a total of USD2.6 billion of funds by using forged documents to obtain credit from banks to purchase state-owned companies." Fuck!

"The remaining defendants received prison terms of 25 years, 20 years, 10 years, and less," Gholam-Hossein Mohseni-Ejei was quoted by IRNA as saying on Monday." Wow!

I declare that you will die now you thieving banker scum

Could this be why the west wants to invade Iran? Hmmmm, kind of makes you think doesn't it? Iran getting tough on their banker scum and just in case they want to try to bring their brand of justice to the west, we must make a glass crater out of their country. Seems legit.

While we must not poke fun at the fact that four people are going to die, I will say that this is the best news that I have heard in a while; bankers being held accountable. I'm smiling.

Fuck you.

FUBAR: Ideas for A Better Britain

I was sent an email yesterday with some ideas that were put forward to a think tank here in the U.K. While I do not know of the reaction or ultimate conclusions by said think tank, all I can offer is my opinion on the bullet list. See below.

Borders: Closed to further immigration.

Illegals: Found, stopped and sent back.

National Commitment: Re-establish national service.

Parliament: Obey it's own laws. Make politicians keep their promises or have them disqualified from further election. No programs scheduled to start past the next election.

Dual Citizenship: Abolished (you're either British or something else, if you're something else, be a visitor and then leave when your visa runs out).

Languages: English, Welsh and Scottish only.

Drug Free: Mandatory drug screening before welfare benefits.

Borders....ahhhh borders. Well seeing as we live on a fucking island, the word border should be removed from all legislation. I say that if someone is able to make it across the English Channel and onto U.K. shores, they should be allowed to stay. (but only if they swim the 21 miles across from France.) I jest. Terrible idea. Part of the beauty of this aged little island is the fact that we have people from hundreds of countries. They contribute to a cosmopolitan way of life that I rather enjoy. The British culture is rich and vibrant but only (well, not only) because of our immigrants. Thumbs down.

Illegals...I say if they can indeed swim the 21 miles from France to the U.K., I'm guessing that are going to be pretty fucking fit. I reckon we could use a few more healthy folk in this country since everyone has turned into fat, lazy fucks who sit on their ass watching T.V. and scoffing scones. I jest again. Illegal means just that; fucking illegal. If you cannot be here legally, GTFO. I say thumbs up.

Rolling my fucking eyes at this next point. I feel rather embarrassed that this has come from a group of British scholars.

National service is a terrible fucking idea. War is not the way forward, and we are in no danger from invasion from any fucking nation state, anywhere, ever. People have more brains than to wage war with the U.K. because they know that we'll send in the Americans (hey yanks, I don't like it anymore than you do) to fuck their asses up. Moot point on the list. Whoever put this in for debate should be beaten with a blunt object until their eyes bleed. Thumbs fucking down.

Parliament obey it's own laws? I fucking wish. A politicians manifesto requires them to lie. Until we get some real politicians with big old elephant balls, the peer system in parliament is just fubar. Yes, fubar. Thumbs up on the idea but until we get some REAL men and women in the Houses of Parliament. I'm giving this a BIG old thumbs down.

Dual citizenship abolished? Fuck you, fuck you. This could affect my family directly so obviously I'm going to tell you to stick that where the sun doesn't shine. I do however think that if you hold a position in any government role then you must have only one citizenship. Thumbs down.

Languages? Hmmm. I'm a firm believer that you should be able to communicate in the language of the country that you live in, at least to a rudimentary level. I don't know why Irish has been left off of this list though. Last time I looked, at least a part of Ireland liked to call themselves British. Racist fucking list makers! *shakesfist* Anyway, I've lived in seven countries and can speak each one of those languages fairly competently, and it was not easy to learn Greek, motherfuckers. This one gets my thumbs up.

Mandatory drug screening before hand outs? Abso-fucking-lutely! While I know that a great percentage of welfare recipients are validly claiming benefits, a large portion are not. This should be the top priority of the bods in the treasury or whoever the fuck dishes out free money to freeloading, pot smoking chavs. A MASSIVE thumbs up!

I feel that you will come to the same conclusions as I have here and if you don't then you're not as cool as I am, but if you should not - that's OK, and as always, fuck you very much for reading.

Government Brutality & The Stormtrooper Generation

As you can see from the title, this post will cover a few videos of police brutality floating around the intardnet. Actually I have just realised the fact that I have not used any profanity yet, so FUCK YOU. There. Now we can begin.

I want to be very clear about something before I get into launch mode, just so that you know I'm not merely some gibbering nut-job who hates the government and anything connected to it. I'm an advocate of the law, I respect it, live by it and I fundamentally understand that it exists for reasons which are obvious. I am by no means anti-government, and although I believe we don't need them, they are there and they're not going away anytime soon, so we must coexist in a way which brings harmony and equality to all. With that being said, I am 100 fucking percent anti-tyranny, and will call it out when I see it. That's really what this whole blog will be about, exposing and ranting about tyrannous goons who think it their right to fuck us in the chocolate starfish. Onward!

In Las Vegas, U.S.A., a man who was pulled over on his way to work was suspected of driving while intoxicated. The driver, U.S. citizen Adam Greene, has diabetes and was actually suffering from a severe hypoglycemic attack. He was apprehended and pulled over. Failing to comply to the police officers Nazi-like orders (and after a fucking pathetic attempt to kick in his drivers window) Greene is pulled from the car.



Police sergeant Brett 'motherfucker' Seekatz was caught on dashboard camera kicking Adam Greene in the head five fucking times after he was dragged from his car and quite clearly in distress whilst being restrained. Cunt.

In Trois-Rivière, Quebec, Canada, a 19 year old male was apprehended after holding up a pharmacy at gunpoint. During the pursuit the perpetrator ran into a school complex and eventually found himself being cornered so kneels down on the floor and awaits police arrival. He goes on to lay flat on the ground on his stomach while the officers move in to make the arrest. Sounds pretty straight forward, right? Wrong. Watch below.



Three police officers have been suspended; Dominic 'Cunty' Pronovost, Marc-andré 'Bastardo' St-Amand and Kevin 'The Slag' Deslaurier. There is another police officer named Barbara 'Shitbag' Provencher who the victim says grabbed his testicles, squeezing them during the arrest. Fucking Nazi scum. I hope you rot in jail.

In Collier County, Florida, U.S.A., a man who was speeding on his motorcycle was apprehended by multiple squad units. A chase ensued and eventually the perpetrator stops his motorcycle, steps off and puts his hands in the air. What happens next beggars belief. Watch below.



The man is promptly jumped on by two jackbooted fucking Nazis who proceed to swing punches into his face and torso and then set their trusty tazer on him. All the while the citizen is clearly stating he is not resisting and continually asks these orrificers to stop beating him, stating it is illegal and unnecessary. One of the police officers can actually be heard to say "Get on your stomach or I'll fucking kill you!"...There is no cause for this extremism, those fucking assholes.

In Las Vegas, U.S.A., video shows a man on his front lawn videotaping police officers at an incident across his street. When the citizen (Mitchell Crooks) is asked to shut off his camera he refuses and is met with violent opposition and grievous injuries. Video below.



Mitchell Crooks was left with a broken nose, broken ribs and damage to his property (camera). After a press report appeared in the local newspaper a few days later, the trespassing and resisting arrest charges against Crooks were dropped and orrificer Derek 'The Cunt' Colling has now been fired. A more concise recollection of events with Crooks being interviewed can be seen here.

In Liverpool, U.K., Lance Corporal Mark Aspinall, 24, was thrown to the ground by three uniformed cunstables after a night out with friends and punched eight times.



Astonishingly, Lance Corporal Aspinall was himself hauled before the fucking courts and convicted of assaulting the police. He was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and even ordered to pay compensation to the orrificers. His ordeal ended only when Judge John Phipps watched the damning CCTV footage and quashed the verdict on appeal. Well, fuck me.

As you can see from my delicious little picks, brutality and illegal police conduct is on the rise and will persist. Motherfuckers like the dirty fascist police bastards in these videos deserve to be 'defrocked' of their powers immediately, thrown from their jobs, lose their fucking pensions and jail time should follow (with lots of ass rape). If you don't agree, that's fine, you may now go and fuck your sister.

Spank your furry crutch for your attention.

Want a Solution? Take Fucking Heed.

It's bewildering to think how the recent bullshit bailouts have not been challenged by the greater public consciousness. When I say challenged I really mean several million people marching up to these banks and kicking their doors off the hinges, pulling out the managers and slapping them seven ways from Sunday.

We have all heard about the ludicrous amounts of money involved and we all have our own idle fucking opinions on how it's been unfolding, but we have all been massively misled and now law and liberty themselves are being grossly undermined and there seems to be ZERO fucking action. Fuck you bankers. Fuck you in the ass with an un-lubricated potato.

Everything that is, has and will unfold connected to the banking industry scandals is happening because you allow it to. Yes, you reading this. Our economy is fucking twisted beyond recognition, our taxes are flying wildly out of control and all the while you continue to sit on your fat fucking asses watching Coronation Street and stuffing your ugly petulant faces with aspartame (diet products) and other lovely brain dilapidating substances which are dumbing you down into nothing more than a pile of opinion-less, malleable cattle turd.

The homo-erectus below (I call him that because this kind of man is now fucking extinct) schools us like the 10 year olds we are. I commend this worthy individual with everything in my heart for being the voice of reason and solution.


Olafur Ragnar Grimsson, President of Iceland? No, no, no...this man should be President of the fucking WORLD. He might sound like a raid boss from World of Warcraft but this man's actions will reverberate for generations. So, now that you feel silly and inadequate and you have learned the real solution to the problem, your crushed vision of reality should vehemently tell you to act. No conspiracy, no speculation, no ifs or buts. You had better share this shit with others or shut the fuck up crying about your economy.

Fuck you very much for reading, goddamn it.

It's My Goddamned Birthday & I'll Cry if I Fucking Want To

Well, Happy Birthday blog, TJ, Me, IC1, Human, Earthling. Lots of fun to be coming up. Freedom of expression will be King here and my freedom of speech will not be stifled or held back. You're going to get a raw and mostly fucked up (truth) view of the world from this blog, if you are a sensitive type and do not like profanity then I apologise now and must say that I do not think that this will be the place for you.

If however, you enjoy your freedoms, hate watching them slip away and are disgusted by tyranny and corruption, then hang tight, you may well get a stiffy reading this content.

I've been meaning to do something on the intardnets for a while now, and was recently inspired to do so by a REAL HUMAN PATRIOT who I have new found friendship and honour for. I had just about given up with the idea that I would ever start writing about life and the innards of this increasingly corrupt quasi-corporate-government nightmare that we find ourselves falling deep into the bowels of, but something was surprisingly rekindled inside my semi-empty head of late, in fact fuck that; this blog will come from the heart, my head will just facilitate the transaction.

I know there are a billion other dickheads on the web prattling on about how fucked up this shitty world is and how the banks have fisted us royally and how the government are an insidious bunch of assholes who are stripping away our freedoms, however, this dickhead doesn't give a fuck about them and what they do because this is my house and quite frankly if I do not get this cancerous diatribe out of my brain and into digits soon it will consume me, completely.



I have lots of respect for people who speak their mind. I always have. It's a quality that you're born with, it cannot be learned. In my opinion, you're either an outspoken rebel saying it like it is, or you're just another robot taking a number and waiting in line for the uber-fisting that is constantly lurking behind every bureaucrat.

Anyway, today is a good day, I got proactive and started this blog and I will continue to empty my bullshit into the consciousness of the intardnet until I'm either shot in the face or they zap me with their space based weapons.

Fuck you very much for reading. I look forward to pissing you off.